from 2015 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner: You won't wanna miss this!
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Full transcript of President Obama’s White House Correspondents’ Association dinner toast
some more laughs!
Obama also reminded the chuckling audience that Texas Senator Ted Cruz recently denied the man-made causes of global warming: "Ted Cruz said that denying the existence of climate change made him like Galileo."
"Galileo believed the earth revolved around the sun," the president continued, leading to a punch line. "Ted Cruz believes the earth revolves around Ted Cruz."
Anyway, it’s amazing how time flies. Soon, the first presidential contest will take place, and I for one cannot wait to see who the Koch brothers pick. It’s exciting. Marco Rubio, Rand Paul, Ted Cruz, Jeb Bush, Scott Walker, who will finally get that red rose?
The winner gets a billion dollar war chest. The runner-up gets to be the bachelor on the next season of “The Bachelor.”